A Modest Proposal
The 14th amendment to the US Constitution has been interpreted as granting birthright citizenship to any child born within the borders of the United States. If Michael Chertoff and George Bush are sincere in their promise to deport illegals and institute a new guest worker system, what of the children born to our guests? Even if we reinterpret the 14th amendment, there will necessarily still be babies born to immigrants. What a tangled web we weave!
We could import only men. But that would present other difficulties. Or only women (ditto). Or we could simply ask our guests whether they would mind, as a condition of coming to make their fortunes here, in the belly of the Leviathan, making a tiny concession to prudence. We could ask them for proof of sterility. A simple surgical procedure and—hey presto!—no question of birthright need arise. Of course, we couldn’t just take a note from a physician. So I propose that the operation be performed and recorded at the border, as part of the “Gastarbeiters-Induktion”; this would be an ideal time to provide our guest with permanent identification, perhaps in the form of a mark or RFID chip in the palm of the hand. Or the forehead. This ID could be linked to a debit account—so the worker could buy and sell with it.
Also, this woman should be Chief Justice of the SCOTUS.
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Or we could rig up a high-voltage device on them that can’t be removed except with a special key in the possession of the gringos, that would deliver a few hundred volts “down there” if they’re ever so foolish as to try to “do it” this side of the Rio Grande. The other thing we could do would be to get that professor who castrated that pig with his teeth in front of his class to do that to these guys as they come across the border—once word gets around, that oughtta slow the rate of illegal border-crossers considerably, one would think ... and would certainly solve the XIVth Amendment problem ... (not to mention putting a few bucks in our pocket if, once this plan gets underway, we use our brains and wisely purchase stock in that company that makes plastic testicles for reconstructive cosmetic surgery ...).
> If Michael Chertoff and George Bush are sincere in their promise to deport illegals and institute a new guest worker system, what of the children born to our guests?
They aren’t serious, Soren.
NEVER EVER believe anything the political class says, they are liars, they are liars, they are liars.
Always watch what they do. In the case of immigration they are facilitating the destruction of Euro-America before the 3rd World Mob. The flow is only increasing, Soren.
I’ve been to the border… it is chaos. It is dangerous, it is unstoppable.
Chertoff, Bush, Clinton… they are all liars and are actively betraying everything you, and I, hold sacred. May God deal with these traitors.
Only racial balkanization can save “us” from “them”.
Believe that.
Posted by Geoff Beck on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 04:29 AM | #
How do you guys like my Supreme Court pick?
Posted by Soren Renner on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 01:30 PM | #
> U.S. Ambassador James Jeffrey, a senior adviser to Rice on Iraq, said Tuesday that Iran and Syria “are not being helpful in terms of controlling borders and political processes.”
Just read that from an AP report.It seems Congaweezee Rice and other State Dept. hacks are lying testifying before congress today.
Of course they aren’t so worried about OUR BORDERS.
Posted by Geoff Beck on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 02:29 PM | #
There is no shortage of good candidates. What’s wrong with Wagner’s gals?
Posted by Guessedworker on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 02:34 PM | #
Unfortunately I don’t know a joke with the punch line “That’s no Valkyrie—that is the Whore Who Sitteth on the Beast.”
Posted by Soren Renner on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 07:16 PM | #
I thought the Valkyries in German Mythology picked up the soles of the dead fighting men.
What about a Pterodactyl full of political wisdom engaged and in flight to bomb Civilization, that sounds more frightening.
Have you been on the coast when seagulls are on a bombing run? eeeeee Splat. Worse when one lands in your beer. YUK.
Posted by Andrew on Thursday, October 20, 2005 at 03:29 PM | #
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