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Rabbi Frankenstein was working in his kabbalic laboratory when a friend of his dropped by.
“So, Frankie, I see you are working on a new golem.”
“Yes, Shmuelly, but not made from clay—I have formed it entirely of feces!”
“Whose?”
“Mine mostly .. . but that doesn’t matter. The problem is that, as you can see, I have given it life, but no matter what I do it won’t wake up.”
“Asleep?”
“More of a coma, actually—here, pinch it, It won’t react.”
“Um—that’s OK. I believe you. I don’t have to touch it. This is the worst thing you’ve ever done, Frankie! [4,1,9,4,2,5,5]!

COMPLETE SHMUELLY’S UTTERANCE.
give up? answer is under the fold.

What a senseless life of human waste!

Posted by Søren Renner on Saturday, April 15, 2006 at 06:18 PM in
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Posted by Andrew on April 15, 2006, 10:57 PM | #

Friends Dropping in: Hay:
This is the new Political class, and you must flush the toilet twice; it is much further to the Political Ideal-(Log) Parliament than you thought - and a renewable source of Gnosticisms Knowledge continually needs feeding. (Pseudo- Log)- Dia-Log- brown mullet or a brown trout ?
Actually, it sounds like a Media presenter of the modern era.
No?

Posted by Sally Bowles on April 15, 2006, 11:48 PM | #

COMPLETE SHMUELLY’S UTTERANCE.

“And I’ve named him Tikkun Golem.”

Posted by Sally Bowles on April 15, 2006, 11:50 PM | #

Oops, that’s the rabbi’s next statement. Sorry.

Posted by Al Ross on April 16, 2006, 01:36 AM | #

“What a monstrous load of rabbi turds”.

Posted by JB on April 16, 2006, 05:24 PM | #

Holy shit

Posted by Guessedworker on April 16, 2006, 07:32 PM | #

I still think Al deserves the prize.

Posted by Søren Renner on April 16, 2006, 09:27 PM | #

No prize this week.

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