Once More Across Saturday The Riddle Classic Raises Its Shrouded Head—In Agony!

Posted by James Bowery on September 22, 2007, 10:54 AM | #

B: Everyone’s too busy watching TV to notice they’re in hell.

Posted by zusammen on September 22, 2007, 11:07 AM | #

“Not to worry. Jesus saves. Haven’t you been saved?”

Friggin’ fundamentalists.

Posted by John on September 22, 2007, 11:20 AM | #

Mine answer is merely refines James’: If he bombs Iran and the gates to hell swing open, we’ll be able to escape therefrom. Problem is, there will be no place to escape to (no different from our present problem).

Posted by Al Ross on September 22, 2007, 05:37 PM | #

Having been on the road to Hell since the release of the first Bob Dylan album, Americans may find that it is better to travel hopefully than to arrive.

Posted by Tommy G on September 22, 2007, 05:56 PM | #

James Bowery laments: “Everyone’s too busy watching TV to notice they’re in hell.”

How true! How true! ROFL. But a few drinks will at least lift you up to purgatory.

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The value of a drink
“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams . If I didn’t drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered.

Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.”
~ Jack Handy

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.
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“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re
going to feel all day. ”
~Frank Sinatra

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

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“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”
~ Henny Youngman

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.”
~ Stephen Wright

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all
get drunk and go to heaven!”
~ Brian O’Rourke

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
~ Benjamin Franklin

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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“Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza.”
~ Dave Barry

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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To some it’s a six-pack, to me it’s a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Dave Howell
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin,
of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.
Here’s how it went:

“Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way! , regula r consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

Posted by anon on September 22, 2007, 06:49 PM | #

I thought you guys would want an attack on Iran?  WW3-4 would sure change the zeitgeist.

No?

Posted by Wild Bill on September 22, 2007, 09:33 PM | #

The problem is that the white race is divided and it is full of fools and neer de wells that do not have the honor to make their own living.  These useful idiots, as Lenin called them, are used against us every step of the way.  We cannot get any traction because of them.

Here in this thread alone are at least two examples: the alcohol dude and the fellow who wrote this:

  * I thought you guys would want an attack on Iran?  WW3-4 would sure change the  
  * zeitgeist.
  * No?
  * Posted by anon on Saturday, September 22, 2007 at 10:49 PM | #

Every time a serious question comes up they jump in with their off the point side tracks.  We cannot even get an honest discussion going.

The good news is that if in the end we actually lose to the communists they will kill their useful idiots out of spite because they hate their guts for being traitors.

example: Benedict Arnold and his wife was retired in England on a stipend of abject poverty.

Ha ha ha.

Posted by Tommy G on September 22, 2007, 10:00 PM | #

“example: Benedict Arnold and his wife was retired in England on a stipend of abject poverty.” Ha ha ha

That would be the quintessential definition of paradise for a negro, you fool!

Posted by Wild Bill on September 23, 2007, 10:27 AM | #

Benedict Arnold was a very high ranking general in the army when he defected.  He was not a low level snitch like you Tommy G(man).  They will put a bullet in your head shortly after they put one in mine, then kick us both into the ditch.  But you will have won because you survived a day or two longer.  You should try to study the finer points of the red terror to see where you will meet your ultimate fate.  Oh I forgot, communism is dead.  Never mind.

Posted by Tommy G on September 23, 2007, 11:41 AM | #

“Benedict Arnold was a very high ranking general in the army when he defected.  He was not a low level snitch like you Tommy G(man).”

LOL. Where did you get the crazy idea I’m a snitch? I’m just an average white man trying to make sense out of all the madness going on around us.

“They will put a bullet in your head shortly after they put one in mine, then kick us both into the ditch.  But you will have won because you survived a day or two longer.”

WOW! With an attitude that , I think you could definitely benefit by reading “The Power of Positive Thinking.”

“You should try to study the finer points of the red terror to see where you will meet your ultimate fate.”

I’m adequately knowledgeable about the horrors communism has produced. But I can assure you, my ultimate fate will certainly not be determined by communists.

“Oh I forgot, communism is dead.  Never mind.”

Hahahahahahahaha!!! “Oh I forgot, communism is dead. Never mind.” You’re so funny! Did you think of that yourself, or did you learn it from Slavyanski ?

Posted by James Bowery on September 23, 2007, 09:56 PM | #

Well, Tommy G, I can see you were enjoying yourself Saturday night.  I did to.  But I don’t think beer elevates one hell to purgatory—it merely temporarily dulls the torture with fewer lasting negative effects than motion pictures made up by Jews thousands of miles away—and I don’t really “get” the joke represented by the running exchange between you and “Wild Bill”.

Posted by James OMeara on September 24, 2007, 04:53 PM | #

Nice FireSign reference

Posted by Tommy G on September 24, 2007, 05:16 PM | #

“I don’t really “get” the joke represented by the running exchange between you and “Wild Bill”.”

James, there is no joke.

My “value of a drink” post was meant to inject a bit of levity into a sometimes depressing enviornment. That incited the semi-rancorous exchange between wild Bill and myself. He has his shorts all in a bunch about the communists winning because of “traitors” like me. I’m more concerned with the steady stream of Sub-Saharan Negroes immigrating to England. Negroes that desperately want to, and are, miscegenating with the native English resulting in the irreversible pollution of the white gene-pool.

Does that answer your question?