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SATELDAY RIBBLE-CRASSICThe notorious JAZZ BURGLAR was captured by the constabulary last night after a citizen telephoned last night at 3 am to report a _______________________ “from downstairs” which had “roused him from slumber and terrified the missus.” Posted by Søren Renner on Friday, October 6, 2006 at 05:01 PM in Comments:2
Posted by Andrew on October 07, 2006, 04:57 AM | # The noise of him farting Dixie, after a saxophone was strategically placed in the Fundament region? 3
Posted by Moses Levy on October 07, 2006, 10:55 AM | # I’ll bet he reported a “Felonious Thunk.” Very clever riddle! 4
Posted by Søren Renner on October 07, 2006, 11:08 AM | # Garland Mr. Levy with—no, scrap that. FESTOON him with festive ribbands, for he is this week’s WINNER of the RIBBLE-CRASSIC! Unfortunately, the management must apologize for REPEATING a USED RIDDLE. As we approach the End of History, new riddles are increasingly difficult to come by—something to do with “entropy” and “quantum instabilities in the humoric ether.” We have fired our entire writing staff and hope to dredge up some authentically original riddles in the coming weeks. HURRY UP IT’S TIME. 5
Posted by Guessedworker on October 08, 2006, 04:32 PM | # Ah, entropy. That’s why I couldn’t come up with any sort of shot at an answer this week. The effort, you see ... must lie ... down ... before ... Next entry: All for the MultiCult Previous entry: Those nice compliant Asian immigrants |
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Posted by Al Ross on October 06, 2006, 07:24 PM | #
” ‘snatch’ of Fats Waller’s 1929 number, Handful of Keys”.