Oil And Water Must Mix!!!

Posted by Guest Blogger on Monday, 31 May 2010 23:14.

Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Embrace The Ocean’s New Diversity’

by The Narrator

The symbolism in the gulf oil deluge is profound. Greedy corporations willing to do anything to increase their profit margins unleash a natural substance into another natural substance, causing a catastrophe of near Armageddon-like proportions.

The similarity to immigration (both legal and illegal) is obvious. The sad irony is that everyone acknowledges that the corporations which run this world, care little for it. And that they will do or say anything to turn a profit.

Take this piece by the New York Times very own black columnist:

....how is it possible for anyone with any reasonable awareness of the nonstop carnage that has accompanied the entire history of giant corporations to believe that the oil companies, which are among the most rapacious players on the planet, somehow “had their act together” with
regard to worst-case scenarios.

These are not Little Lord Fauntleroys who can be trusted to abide by some fanciful honor system. These are greedy merchant armies drilling blindly at depths a mile and more beneath the seas while at the same time doing all they can to stifle the government oversight that is necessary to protect
human lives and preserve the integrity of the environment.

President Obama knows that. He knows — or should know — that the biggest, most powerful companies do not have the best interests of the American people in mind when they are closing in on the kinds of profits that ancient kingdoms could only envy. BP’s profits are counted in the billions annually. They are like stacks and stacks of gold glittering beneath a brilliant sun. You don’t want to know what people will do for that kind of money.

There is nothing new to us about this. Haven’t we just seen how the giant financial firms almost destroyed the American economy? Wasn’t it just a few weeks before this hideous Deepwater Horizon disaster that a devastating mine explosion in West Virginia — at a mine run by a company with its own hideous safety record — killed 29 coal miners and ripped the heart out of yet another hard-working local community?

The idea of relying on the assurances of these corporate predators that they are looking out for the safety of their workers and the health of surrounding communities and the environment is beyond absurd.

Most people agree with the above assessment. Yet it’s these same blood-sucking corporations (and their “merchant armies”) that are the number one pushers of immigration. It is they who push to allow into Western nations millions more legals, illegals, refugees, and so on. It is they who put the word “diversity” into the mouths of your politicians, media talking heads and, yes, even your ministers. It is they who cry “racist” to anyone who objects to their global schemes of “bleeding all colors into one” in order to create the perfect dumbed down consumer/ “citizen of the world”.

So, in the spirit of the times, I for one would like to thank BP for bringing a little diversity to the otherwise bland and vibrantless oceans of the world. After all who but an uneducated bigot could object to the introduction of some ‘black blood of the earth’ into the, hitherto, uniform blue waters off our shores?

And let us show no quarter to those prejudiced few who would object to the flood of black crude into the Ocean’s briny depths. For are not oil and water both liquidy? (That is, being capable of being liquid. Only bigots argue over technicalities after all.) And are not both native to this world, sharing one common destiny?

I say yes!!! I say, let us welcome the ocean’s new black comrade with open arms and in the spirit of our age of tolerance and diversity. And to those who would try to slow down or halt the flow of oil, I say shame on you. Who are you to say where oil should reside? Why should it be held at the bottom? Why should it not have an equal opportunity to ‘rise to the top’ like all the other natural resources? To the birds and fish and various other sea dependent life forms currently fleeing from the gigantic oil slick which is quickly spreading into their habitats, I say shame on you too. Yours is the “white flight” of the aquatic world.

The oil is here and its not going anywhere. Thus the waters must mix with the oil if both are to survive and share their common world. So let us all come together to champion a world AND an ocean without borders!

Note: You know, seeing that that these corporations have convinced so many of the idea that racial diversity is good for their environment, it’s not beyond the realm of reason to expect them to try the same thing with this oil crisis, if they can’t stop it. In which case the above would only be a satire in the short term. In the long term it may be the accepted meme.

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Comments:

Posted by danielj on Tue, 01 Jun 2010 00:46 | #

Fantastic.

Most people agree with the above assessment. Yet it’s these same blood-sucking corporations (and their “merchant armies”) that are the number one pushers of immigration. It is they who push to allow into Western nations millions more legals, illegals, refugees, and so on. It is they who put the word “diversity” into the mouths of your politicians, media talking heads and, yes, even your ministers. It is they who cry “racist” to anyone who objects to their global schemes of “bleeding all colors into one” in order to create the perfect dumbed down consumer/ “citizen of the world”.

I’ve been trying to hammer this point home as of late to the lefties. They can’t deny it.

Posted by Wandrin on Tue, 01 Jun 2010 09:24 | #

I’ve been trying to think of a way of using the spill as a talking point which attacks the globalization for economic progress narrative without at the same time reinforcing the NWO global regulation narrative.

That’s the trouble with all the crises these people create with their greed. It just allows another set of people who are driven by greed for power and control to jump in.

Posted by Armor on Tue, 01 Jun 2010 14:05 | #

A Breton political party had issued a poster with the slogan “Against all black tides”. I think it was a good one.

Yet it’s these same blood-sucking corporations (and their “merchant armies”) that are the number one pushers of immigration.

I disagree. I think it’s ze Jews. I think the blood-sucking corporations are losing a lot of money to the crazy immigration policy.

Note: You know, seeing that these corporations have convinced so many of the idea that racial diversity is good for their environment, it’s not beyond the realm of reason to expect them to try the same thing with this oil crisis, if they can’t stop it.

Intimidating people into embracing the oil spill would be more difficult. Even if it was not for the intimidation by government and the media, it is somewhat embarrassing to say explicitly that non-whites should be kept out of white countries. People are naturally reluctant to say so, even if they understand it has to be done. Our amoral enemies have been exploiting the white man’s natural decency.

Posted by Sam Davidson on Wed, 02 Jun 2010 03:10 | #

Great parody. No oil is illegal! Si se puede!

Posted by Al Ross on Wed, 02 Jun 2010 08:45 | #

Sam Davidson is correct but omitted to note the crucial role of the foreigner in this invasion of mud(s).

Posted by Al Ross on Thu, 03 Jun 2010 02:50 | #

That desideratum of the delusional, viz., Diversity, has also been welcomed at Britain’s largest insurance company whose new, Black CEO’s first action has cost shareholders 450 million pounds in order to extricate the firm from a takeover deal which they didn’t want in the first place.

http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/industry_sectors/banking_and_finance/article7142347.ece

Posted by Lurker on Thu, 03 Jun 2010 05:07 | #

Never heard of this Thiem guy before. Where did he spring from, is this some sort of AA at work or did he have some kind of track record?

Posted by Al Ross on Fri, 04 Jun 2010 06:06 | #

As cars and driving are so important to Americans, here is an interesting item which demonstrates that (thanks to Diversity) those sophisticated, multi -cultural New Yorkers are miles behind the White hayseeds of the Mid - West.

http://www.autoblog.com/2010/06/03/dumbest-drivers-in-the-country-live-in-what-state/

Posted by Mark Dawson on Wed, 09 Jun 2010 22:42 | #

how can a nigger run the pru? sack the board!

and i don’t believe immigration is encouraged solely by big business, or at least it never was at the beginning. i saw the start of immigration into malta and most business people were against it. government continued to accept them however and were encouraged by international forces from the UN to Amnesty international to the catholic church.

big biz will take advantage of whatever the situation is. they would rather outsource than rely on a cheaper worker to vacuum their offices for them. the wage impact isnt that huge considering the longer term effects.

there are other advantages and disadvantages for big biz but thats a whole discussion on its own.

Posted by Wandrin on Thu, 10 Jun 2010 13:23 | #

i don’t believe immigration is encouraged solely by big business

It’s not. It’s the multicult on the left following its anti-white agenda and big business on the right following a cheap labour agenda.

I believe that but even if i didn’t i’d still use the same argument. People are conditioned to see politics as “left” and “right” so if you successfully attack the “left” party then a few more people will start voting for the “right party.” If you successfully attack the “right” party then a few more people will start voting for the “left party.” The system itself is under no threat. So to lead people to a 3rd position you have to attack both sides.

Also people have a natural tendency to try and join the dots. If they’re presented with a picture where two groups, in this case marxists and globalist capitalism, who are supposed to be enemies but are in fact both in favour of the same thing then they’ll subconsciously start looking for a link between the two.