The Diary of an Anti-Racist (Part 3)

Posted by Guest Blogger on Sunday, 29 August 2010 20:56.

by I Bismuth

August 27: Today I made a discovery: the tooth is racist.

I was on time and I had the waiting room to myself, so there was no doubt that I was next. The expensive muffled whining, rasping, and sucking, the box of toys in the corner, and the coffee table strewn with celebrity glossies all served to put me in the right mood for the needle.

The plastic buses and helicopters with sound effects seemed at least as interesting as the glossies without them, but I preserved my dignity by seating myself near the coffee table and, like a grown up with a carious upper right second molar, turning over the pages of piffle and marvelling at the interior designs lived in by famous smile-wearers.

Although all of them were unknown to me and did not seem worth getting to know, as the sneers welled up within me, I felt churlish in dismissing these publications and their abysmal accounts of the doings of significant nonentities, given the example worthless lives set to the target population. How better to ruin the ruins of normality?

The covers alone were a joy. With one exception they showed unenriched females being enriched. Defiant embraces of de-Aryanization proclaimed, “Watch our thick and thin lips kiss goodbye to your proud pedigree. The faces of our offspring will humble your Euro-uppishness. We thumb our noses at the Beast of Berchtesgaden. Tomorrow belongs to us.” The one exception was a wedding day photograph of two premier league goalkeepers in morning dress, radiant on their happy day.

The indulging of my new appetite for popular pap was suspended by the opening of the surgery door and the emergence of the patient who preceded me, a dreadlocked fellow British citizen. To my ingratiating grin, which I hoped he would instinctively recognize as that of a benefactor, he responded by scowling right through me and leaving without a hint of gratitude. I felt hurt and made a mental note to smile in the mirror when I got home to see whether I was subject to involuntary twitches of White resistance.

“We’re ready for you now, Mr. Bismuth,” said the nurse.

“Professor Bismuth,” I corrected her, inveterate maleness insisting I try to impress every lady within range, even one about to vacuum my mouth.

Once my prostrate form had been pumped towards the ceiling and I had, as I always do on these occasions, resolved to reduce my sugar intake, I became a half-hour hero.

My dentist’s usual technique for putting me at my ease is to regale me with anecdotes of blood and pain from his long career inside the mouths of strangers, but this time, as he did his worst to my martyred molar, he confined himself to murmured instructions to the nurse, and now that there was only the filling to go in, it seemed I might be spared any dental garrulity. My bib on, my gums numb, the drilling done, and a matrix band secured, I was almost relaxed, and certainly unprepared for the torrent of obscenity that began thundering behind my head.

“Human variation is endlessly fascinating,” I heard him say. “Not merely the differences between individuals, but the differences between groups.”

The oxygen was stripped from the air and I was fighting for breath. My whole life flashed before me. I felt I was dying in a terrible place.

“Yes,” my evil dentist continued, “the mouth is the mirror to the racial soul.”

I inhaled deeply three times and returned from the brink.

“E carehull,” I said.

“Do you know, Mr. Bismuth ...”

“Hohessor,” I said, remembering the nurse was there too.

“Sorry, Professor Bismuth. You are the first White patient I’ve seen today.”

“Ohnt shay engy nore.”

“You’ll have to wait until the band comes off, I’m afraid. One of the perquisites of dentistry is that it offers a succession of captive audiences for the frustrated monologist. Not as many as you have at the university, I’ll be bound. Amalgam, please, Sarah. Yes, in Negroes’ mouths it’s much more common than in those of other races to find a tooth-count over thirty-two. And also in Negroes, the third molars, the wisdom teeth, are never impacted.”

“Artsy scung! Artsy scung!”

“Well, I’ve never seen a case. Next amalgam, please, Sarah. And there’s a developmental abnormality, often of the premolars, known as dens evaginatus - look it up - which is found almost exclusively among Orientals. In addition to the Chinese and Japanese, it’s found among Eskimos and Red Indians. This is a particularly diverse practice.”

“Artsy scung! Artsy scung!”

“Not too uncomfortable, is it? Well, won’t be long now. Last one, please, Sarah. But you, Professor Bismuth, you have a typically Anglo-Saxon mouth. You, like 94% of your race ...”

“Artsy scung! Artsy scung!”

“Well, your sub-race ... you have second molars with four cusps, five being present in over half of the Chinese, for instance. And, looking at your X-rays, I see your molars have bent roots, a malformation that’s also more common among the Englishry.”

“Artsy scung! Artsy scung!”

“I can see you are fairly bursting to join in, but you will be a helpless listener for another minute or so. Open wide.”

“Artsy scung! Artsy scung!”

“The largest molars I have ever seen were those of an Australian aborigine. He had a dental arch as broad as an amphitheatre, and disproportionately small incisors that did not fill the available space, leaving a wide gap between his two front teeth, a condition known as midline diastema. Look that one up too.”

“Artsy scung! Artsy scung! Artsy scung! Artsy scung! Artsy scung!”

“There now, we can unscrew the instrument of audience capture. Don’t have any hard toast or sticky toffee for the next couple of hours or you’ll be prematurely back here for further monologues.”

When my mouth was returned to me, I ripped off my bib like a petulant toddler and threw it at his feet. I accused him of practicing hate-dentistry. How dare he know these extremist facts? As patients, we put our trust in caring professionals, and when we are at our most vulnerable we do not expect to find ourselves the playthings of drill-wielders with unsavoury data at their finger tips. Let’s be clear: there is no place in a decent society for the disturbing details of comparative oral anatomy. Any teeth that could be saved by an understanding of racial differences should be lost as a matter of principle. I told him I would be putting my complaint in writing to the General Dental Council and I had every hope that it would do its duty and declare him unfit to practice, thus protecting the public from being relieved of suffering by the practical application of racism.

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Comments:


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Posted by PF on Sun, 29 Aug 2010 22:26 | #

Ahh, these pieces go down smooth- a grin every three lines and a laugh every ten, thank you Bismuth.


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Posted by James Bowery on Sun, 29 Aug 2010 23:14 | #

For a moment there I thought the even-with-his-antiracim-barely-legitimate-for-existing Professor might have been pushed over the edge by the anesthetic, thereby casting up before his eyes hallucinations of a dentist speaking casually of things he knew but, as our ever vigilant watch dog was on a hair trigger to detect, not knowing he should very carefully divorce his personal (scientific) life from his public (political) life.  Then, upon removal of the tooth, awakening from his hypnagogia to realize that it had been the damn tooth that had caused him to project the rantings of the Nazi Within Us All upon the innocent dentist.  The rot of the tooth some how letting loose that of which we must always be on guard within ourselves.  He briefly considers the possibility of having the rest of his teeth removed as a prophylactic measure, but then realizes that coeds might find him less enthralling were he to do so, hence reduce his ability to help them overcome their own inner Nazis, thence for them to lead young men to realize and repent of their Nazi-scum! nature as white heterosexual males.


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Posted by Jimmy Marr on Sun, 29 Aug 2010 23:34 | #

I. Bismuth will soon be of an age where he needs to expose himself to the sh*tty views of an Asian proctologist.

We await the tale.


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Posted by John Bowery on Mon, 30 Aug 2010 03:30 | #

“Once my prostrate form had been pumped towards the ceiling ....”

I think the author intended to say “supine form”; “prostrate” meaning face down. Although who knows what positions such a racist dentist might prefer to operate in.
And that’s “Doctor” Bowery, by the way.


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Posted by Jimmy Marr on Mon, 30 Aug 2010 03:50 | #

Once a Shenandoahn, always a Shenandoahn.


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Posted by uh on Mon, 30 Aug 2010 03:55 | #

Also: Berchtesgaden. Brilliant as always though.


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Posted by Guessedworker on Mon, 30 Aug 2010 07:44 | #

Doctor Bower and The Grunt,

Let there be no imperfection in the world of perfect correctness which it our privilege to bestow upon the prostate mulatto tomorrow, even in the Bavarian Alps.


8

Posted by Guessedworker on Mon, 30 Aug 2010 11:01 | #

Professor Bismuth has dispatched an angry email to me.  Beyond demonstrating our Nazism via his writings, he prefers not to support such an organ of Whiteness as Majorityrights.com with correction entered personally on our threads.  However, the attack by Doctor Bowery cannot be allowed by Professor Bismuth to pass unanswered.  Accordingly, I am instructed to quote the following extract from his missive:

According to Fowler’s Modern English Usage (2nd Edition, reprinted 1972) supine means lying face upwards; the words for lying face downwards are prostrate and prone, but these are also used loosely for lying flat in any position.

Looseness is even more appropriate in 2010 than it was in 1972.

Precision is racist.

I.Bismuth

I have, of course, returned Professor Bismuth’s article to its original condition, prostrate but by no means supine upon the page.


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Posted by John on Tue, 31 Aug 2010 06:41 | #

The second meaning of “supine” in James’ pun is linguistic. It refers to a participial verb used as an adjective.


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Posted by John on Tue, 31 Aug 2010 06:44 | #

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supine


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Posted by Jimmy Marr on Tue, 31 Aug 2010 21:11 | #

John,

Thanks for the wiki link. It opens a cornucopia of linguistic possibilities:

The second usage is in the Future Passive Infinitive, for example “amatum iri” means “to be about to be loved

Coming as it does in the anti-rascist’s narrative, just prior to his “prostrate form” being “pumped to the ceiling”, I think we should leave open the possibility third-positionist interpretations.


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Posted by asasddas on Sat, 22 Jan 2011 03:20 | #

So how many of these are true? That bit about blacks and never having impacted teeth sounds like BS.



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