Health Recommendations

Posted by Guest Blogger on Wednesday, 01 April 2009 21:16.

by exPF

Are you in good health? Well, what defines good health? Is it enough not to have cancer or debilitating diseases, or should one expect a spark of vivacity, vigor and animal spirits?

Here’s a website that lists some non-traditional (mostly herbal) remedies for ailments which many people have but are rarely diagnosed.

That website will repay some research into the various topics of discussion. Some of the website is the domain of “Quackery” so be warned - most of it however is quite good.

I recommend that everyone do the liver flush. It is a cleansing procedure that takes 2 days, and requires only oil, juice and Epsom salt. After I did it, I shat out massive amounts of ‘sand’ and rocks - apparently the contents of my liver - and became, overnight, a far better soccer player. Apparently, I’m a lot faster when I’m not carrying the contents of a sandbox inside my liver.

I also recommend the bowel cleanse - it will eliminate the poo in you that is stuck in your system, the so-called mucoid plaque. Basically its a rubbery black rope-like shit-tube. Everyone is carrying this around - unless you’ve eaten a stirling diet your entire life.

Next up for me is the parasite cleanse - recommended for anyone, because everyone has some type of parasites. This last cleanse requires more reading as there are many possible avenues for treatment. Parasites are a big drain on a man - for example, Candida is an internal yeast infection that looks like cotton balls and eats up all your magensium. You feel it when magnesium gets low because you can’t think so clearly.

Beyond this is the kidney cleanse, halogen cleanse, and chelating stuff. The latter removes heavy metals stored in your fat supply. Then you can proceed to lose weight, so you burn off fat which is likely used in your body for toxin storage.

Anyway, at least do the simple stuff, because our philosophy needs happy, thriving, bright-faced exponents who will be more vivacious than the other side in all things. Also if you find yourself lacking the happy childhood energy, you feel yourself getting older, rings under the eyes, beer belly - it need not be that way. Go on a cleansing diet and restore some of your youthful vivacity. We all know by observation how the state of the material body effects “the spirit” - with that in mind I wish all participants here the best gift of all - good health!

Tags: Health

Comments:

Posted by Fenris on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:16 | #

I’d urge people to view these kind of New Age, knit-your-own-yoghurt claims with a skeptical eye.

Posted by Thunder on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:27 | #

Okay exPF, put me out of my misery. Is this your April Fool’s gag as Soren says or should I take some of this stuff seriously.

Posted by Captainchaos on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:32 | #

Soren Renner: “Aha! 4/1 strikes again! Gotcha!”

This definitely reads like some shit Diamud would write. But as long as he doesn’t start talking about miscegenation as the cheap, easy solution to the problem of maintaining the genetic integrity of the White race (cough, cough)...

exPF: “Anyway, at least do the simple stuff, because our philosophy needs happy, thriving, bright-faced exponents who will be more vivacious than the other side in all things.”

Spare me. Again, this is the kind of shit (yes, shit) Diamud wrote. He figured if we could slap a happy face on the motherfucker then maybe we could slip exterminating all non-Whites in the back door. LOL! Assuming he was sincere for even one moment. Don’t go down the Diamudian road.

Posted by Captainchaos on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 00:10 | #

Happy April Fool’s to all, and to all the best of health!

Posted by Thunder on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 00:48 | #

Damn I was looking forward to a liver cleanse before heading off on my next Hunter Valley tour.

Posted by danielj on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 01:11 | #

Organic produce is a Jew plot PF! Didn’t you know?

Eating healthily is for fags and Jews!

Posted by danielj on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 01:31 | #

John Mackey is a strong supporter of free-market economics. He must be a crypto.

Posted by A low potassium level will killya on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 01:33 | #

How many middle-age MR-ites are taking blood pressure medication for that “hard” pot belly they’re sporting? Watch that computer-time folks! Visceral fat is a killer.

Posted by Visceral Fat Will Killya on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 03:14 | #

Also if you find yourself lacking the happy childhood energy, you feel yourself getting older, rings under the eyes, beer belly - it need not be that way. Go on a cleansing diet and restore some of your youthful vivacity.

For the benefit of middle-aged MR-ites, please describe a “cleansing diet” and discuss where to buy the food.

Posted by exPF on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 06:18 | #

danielj wrote:

Organic produce is a Jew plot PF! Didn’t you know?

LOL at this entire thread comments section!!!

You people think I am Diamed because I wished you good health?

I just want MRites to avoid the fate of The Average Man: beer belly, rings under
the eyes, feeling vaguely pissed most of the time.

For the benefit of middle-aged MR-ites, please describe a “cleansing diet” and discuss where to buy the food

Well, there is infinite variety of cleansing diets. A good idea is to start by eliminating starches: i.e. breads, pasta, potatoes, cakes, etc. Also eliminate processed foods. Start to work in fruits and vegetables until you are eating mostly fruits and vegetables. This will really make you feel better overall. Thats not ‘cleansing’ so much, but its a start.

The best place to buy food is a whole foods or fresh foods market - they have different chains
depending on where you are located. I dont know about the UK but in America Whole Foods is
good. Basically anyplace you can get good raw fruit and veg and some pills for supplementation.

HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERYONE!!! HAPPY FACE HOORAYYY!!! I WISH YOU ALL THE VERY BEST.

Posted by gorboduc on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 09:29 | #

Don’t think this is a wind-up: there’s plenty of material around on mucoid plaque and I see no reason why this should be a hoax.

But I remember Dr. Johnson’s rejoinder to a friend who said he was going in for a new vapour cure: “But let the steam be directed well at thy HEAD, for that is the peccant part!”

Posted by Captainchaos on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 14:07 | #

PF,

I don’t think you are Diamud. Chalk it up to a botched attempt at humor along with a perhaps less than salutary desire slip in a shot at Diamud. Apparently I won’t be on state in Vegas this or any week. I’m a fan of your posts. Keep it up.